Rank Swell

Rejoice comrades! Another country has declared that the War on the Motorist is over. Now the War on Sanity can begin!

Central to our new War on Sanity will be the electric car without which humans would die long and painful deaths. You don't want people to die painful deaths do you?

Our Dear Minister wisely declared: "This government recognises that cars are a lifeline for many people - and that by supporting the next generation of electric and ultra-low emission vehicles, it can enable sustainable green motoring to be a long-term part of Britain's future transport planning."

So buy a new car and support the War on Sanity! Don't worry if you don't have a job. There's always credit!

Britain now stands with the City of Toronto in the vanguard of the War on Sanity. Won't you join the dance?